Not only a GONAD

But, as our beloved founder has graced upon me, the defacto, (since I was the first to contact him) Grand Wizard GONAD for the USA.
That's right kids. I am the biggest GONAD in the US of A. I will rule with an iron fist, but it will be benevolent and just. As we will likely be making fun of others, namely Exchange admins and SharePoint freaks, I demand nothing less then witty and cutting remarks towards them.
If you are not yet a GONAD, what it the matter with you? All you need do is contact Brother Steve at the Monastery in the Motherland! Be a GONAD, today!