Monday, March 10, 2008

I found my NEW favorite website!

I was reading an article on Reuters this morning about a website that is a big hit with the troops.
Probably one of the best website to come along in a while! I love it! (Click the picture to access)
Some examples from the site:
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
and my personal favorite
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

4 comments:

Gregg said...

Thanks for the big laugh. And the lost time while I read each and every one.

"MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart."

ROTFLMAO!

Yancy Lent said...

Hilarious! That fact that he now has his own category on your blog is just as funny. Rather is he your only category and all the others are subcategory :).

Andy Donaldson said...

@Yanci - And remember,Chuck Norris doesn't need to blog. He just stares at the computer screen and somehow we all know what he is telling us!

Gregg said...

@Andy: Today is Chuck Norris' birthday!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris